Yes, presently I will be a fully domesticated Mullenbird, with all the bills and obligations that go with it. Things really are that serious.

Don't wait up!

It has come to my attention that the horror wrought by one Stephenie Meyer has sparked a new phrase/acronym: OME, short for Oh My Edward!

Because I am a thousand times cooler than any dazzling sparklepire tripe, and because I may or may not be the reincarnated Jesus, I propose a new phrase/acronym far more befitting our society: OMJB.

Discuss.

I have taken my cat in to have her reproductive organs removed and she's still recovering, somewhat. She looks so pathetic, all half-drugged and sluggish and shaved. So of course, I'm doing my best to make her recovery as comfortable as possible.

[OOC Note: Herein attached is an image of Mel on a cat bed placed on the foot of JB's bed. She is ( Read more... )

Yes, I am growing a beard.

No, you may not pet it.

No, it doesn't itch anymore.

No, I do not have fleas.

Yes, it is sexy.

Please stop calling me "Jesus".

Edit: P.S. Mel is getting fixed today and the kittens are getting their first round of shots. Don't tell anyone.

I have finished my final project for playwriting and it's a month early. This will be a wonderful Thanksgiving indeed!